DANYA
The Singaporienne: A Novel

Was it you who spoke the words that things would happen but not to me
Oh things are gonna happen naturally
Oh taking your advice I'm looking on the bright side
And balancing the whole thing
But often times those words get tangled up in lines
And the bright lights turn to night
Until the dawn it brings
Another day to sing about the magic that was you and me

4:54 PM aww, haha. i absolutely love pugs and bulldogs! they're my favourite. so supercute. today, for bio lesson, we watched a vid of a woman giving birth, omg, so scaryy. her vagina tore, so yeah. im never giving birth manZzZz. haha, so scary. supposedly, a woman's vagina expands to about 10 cm when she is giving birth and it tears. euggghh, nonono. ok, wtv lah. it was just really gross and the kid cried once it came out. so irritating. why can't babies come out laughing, won't life be so much better. stoopid kids, come out crying. today, during english class, sakae sushi asked me for my lit homewk which i didn't do and she just mumbled to herself and went off. i asked her for permission to go the toilet and she gave me 3 minutes. 3 MINUTES. what the crap. i ambled there and took my own sweet time. muhahaah. and scatterbrain found Small Danya in a hole in her gramma's kitchen and we started talking about sec one times, and how i wanted to give birth to kids just to mould their heads in weird shapes, haha, it was super funny. you know like watermelons can be moulded when they grow? if you put it in a box, it'll grow into the box and be moulded into a box-like shape? i wanted to do the same for my kids, haha, like put a box on my kid's head and wait till it grows and has a box-shaped head. hahaha, so cool, right? haha, i wanted a star-shaped kid.
ah well, those were really fun times in sec one when r.q. and i would crap about stuff like this.