DANYA
The Singaporienne: A Novel

Was it you who spoke the words that things would happen but not to me
Oh things are gonna happen naturally
Oh taking your advice I'm looking on the bright side
And balancing the whole thing
But often times those words get tangled up in lines
And the bright lights turn to night
Until the dawn it brings
Another day to sing about the magic that was you and me

8:35 PM happy birthdayy. i baked this cake for my bro, and everyone who ate it loved it, i have no idea why. hahaha. it's chocolate cake with chocolate fudge and m&m's. hahaha, beat that tinaes. this beats ben&jerry's anytime. hahaha. wait, no it doesnt. crap, i miss ben&jerry's. yumyum. i baked banana cookies too, but those really sucked. next week, im trying walnut choc chip cookies. MUAHAHAH. jealous? anyone who wants a treat can pop by at my place anytime. ((: just call me before you reach my house. i've got lots of food at home and i need some people to help me finish them. surprisingly, sarvin - my usual vacuum cleaner, couldn't finish the food, so yes. you can now try to imagine how much food there is at home. so yes. i haven't finished chem homework, which i should have done ystd. so yes. i need to finish my chem, clean my cupboard, and i just finished talking on the phone with sleepyhead and un-sleepyhead. wow, un-sleepyhead hasn't talked to me for quite some time. hahaha, and i don't know if there's enough cake to go around for sleepyhead and bro. so yes.

need to wake up early tmr to buy shoes. i'm changing myself to be more girly in a desperate attempt to please my parents and stop them from nagging at me. it really sucks. so whoopdedoo to me. ow, a thought suddenly came to me. hahaha *mywifeandkids. i randomly thought that beyonce is really, really, hot. and that bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity. wow, as weird as that sounds, it's kinda true. oh! i know where i got that from, hahaha, one of my dp's. hahaha. ok, im bored, and i can't sleep. someone, entertain meee.

ok, fine, i'll entertain myself.

- What did the banana say when it went to the doctor? "I'm not peeling very well."

- Two comedian ducks are sitting at a nightclub one night. One turns to the other and says "You quack me up."

- "My dog Minton ate two shuttlecocks yesterday."
"Bad Minton."

HAHAHAHAHA, super lame jokes. yay, ive entertained myself. and im still not sleepy, i think i shall go listen to my mum nag. that will surely put me to sleep. i'll make sure there's a pillow close to me so that it's easier to knock off at the sound of the first few words. hahahaha.

byebye.