The Singaporienne: A Novel.

DANYA
The Singaporienne: A Novel

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Was it you who spoke the words that things would happen but not to me
Oh things are gonna happen naturally
Oh taking your advice I'm looking on the bright side
And balancing the whole thing
But often times those words get tangled up in lines
And the bright lights turn to night
Until the dawn it brings
Another day to sing about the magic that was you and me

Monday, October 1, 2007

1:14 PM

ello. ahlao. heylo. hello. halo.

funfair kinda disappointed me. i thought it'll be a really big thing but the thing was that it was overcrowded with pl-lites (and their boyfriends, mostly). so yeah. people kinda pissed me off in the fair, my mood kinda just went down and i slept through most of the fair. everyone saw me sleeping.

- at the podium
- at the gladiator station
- at the area outside the canteen toilet

- at the quidditch stand

- at the dunkin' area

i've slept at many more places, just kinda forgot where. (: spent most of my time with junipher, jamie and siv. they were super fun. i had to help jamie empty the fish in the baby pool, which kinda freaked me out. euugh. i think i touched one. KOMATHI and AARON came, which was super fun, haha. aaron is super crappy and didn't want to talk to his friend, which he came to funfair for. which, by the way, was kinda stoopid and a complete waste of time, so we threatened to talk to her for him. that was super funny. i kinda noticed that komathi, aaron and S. are super skinny and they really need to eat more before they disappear. one of these days, imma pay them to eat. eat, people, eat.

oh, btw, i drank eight cans of root beer at the fair and nothing else. muahaha. yumyum, root beer. Mrs. S. made me eat puttu mayam and i absolutely hate indian food, so yeah. aaron, komathi and i shared one plate. komathi only ate one bite. ...

I finally met Joshua at the funfair! yay. and sard's friend, jia xing, i think. she is super nice. and joshua. i rest my case. joshua just fascinates me so much. he is so siv. haha! that's must be one of the weirdest thing that i have ever said. i wanna meet joshua agn. super funny. gee, thanks, sard, i'm now known as the dimwitted hump-of-a-lump-of-dump.

im apparently bored,btw. S went to her granny's place to watch SUNTV, so yes. she's not allowed to bring her phone. her mom's banning her from me. just great. haha. i just watched desperate housewives, waiting for funsongfactory to come at 2pm. PLEASE WATCH FUN SONG FACTORY EVERY WEEKDAY AT 2 PM. it's really good! brings out the kid in you. haha. it's britain's version of hi-5, btw. and cookie rocks!

hmmm, bored as hell. pfffft. pfffft. peepawwwpeepawww. pootpoot. pewpew. brrrr. bloop. im really bored. junipher, come back home! can't really say that to S. since she's watching tamil drama serials invloving women with saris covering their protruding tummies and bawling away at some twice-removed cousin eloping with their maid's younger brother. so yes. i shall not dwell on this further before it makes you puke your breakfast out. what's wrong with indians, i still do not understand them. why in the world im indian, i do not know. mm. just like in some weird movie i watched, "i'm not god's practical joke on the world, im his whole comedy routine." i know what you're thinking. riiight. right?

ok, danya. finally, you have something to do! but the prblm is that you are grounded for the whole month. so what do you do?

1. Lie and get away with it

2. Tell the truth and have a 50-50 chance of leaving this hell-house.

3. Twist the truth and get away.

Ok, though option one and three and about the same, i'll take three. Yay for me. IKNOWIROCK. so, yes. thank you very much.
ok, my mum's home. so yes. bleah. dozer..... i want your life. it's so carefree. and you get to eat barbeque potato chips and cadburies almost everyday and still stay small and petite and cute. bleah. why do you rock so much? whywhywhy.

ok, i need to go now, byebye. toodles. oh yes, please remember to buy me a huge balloon saying "danya rocks" and a bar of cadbury and an ipod and dog and a leash for dozer to walk him, and also huge lollipop. thank you very much. im feeling very egoistical and bored, so yes. don't mind me. byebye. (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((: EXTENDED SMILIES. muaahahahahahahahahahaha.